Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Quotes

For all the fans of “Hellsing Ultimate Abridged,” the series has offered some of the most memorable lines filled with humor, sarcasm, and sometimes a bit of profound insight. Dive into this collection and let the nostalgia hit you. Here’s a compilation of some standout quotes:
“You done goofed.” – Alucard
“I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.” – Seras Victoria
“Sweet Black Fucking Sabbath!” – Anderson
“Oh, you know, just a Tuesday.” – Alucard
“I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Alucard
“Bitches love cannons.” – Alucard
“Amen.” – Anderson
“Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?” – Alucard
“Say my name, you Nazi bitch!” – Seras Victoria
“Excuse me, but I’ve been very patient. I’d like to speak to a manager.” – Alucard
“Oh, I love it when they talk dirty.” – Alucard
“You can’t touch me. I’m too… smooth.” – Alucard
“I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions.” – Integra
“Relax, it’s just a storm.” – Seras Victoria
“The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the 40s, I hate everyone equally, and there’s no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference.” – Alucard
“Oh, Walter, I love you, but you’re a right fuck-up.” – Sir Integra
“Gentlemen, operation ‘Bait Van Winkle’ is a resounding success!” – The Major

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