We all know that in the world of sports, passion runs deep. Some fans wear their hearts on their sleeves, cheering on their favorite teams, while others take a different approach. As the saying goes,
“Rivalry adds spice to sports,” and nothing exemplifies this better than the colorful comments made by those who aren’t exactly fans of the Dallas Cowboys. Here are some
quotes that showcase this sentiment.
“Why did the Dallas Cowboys bring a ladder to the bar? To finally get some high points!” – Unknown
“I never really understood geometry until I watched the Cowboys try to form a winning triangle.” – Unknown
“If the Cowboys were on the Titanic, they’d have deck chairs at the 50-yard line.” – Anonymous
“Cheering for the Redskins doesn’t mean I hate the Cowboys. It just means I have taste.” – Unknown
“I’d root for the Cowboys if they were playing against my TV remote.” – Unknown
“Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears a Dallas Cowboys hater’s shirt.” – Anonymous
“I drink to make other people interesting. Except the Cowboys; they’re still boring.” – Unknown
“If misery loves company, then the Dallas Cowboys should buy season tickets.” – Unknown
“Why don’t the Cowboys play cards? Too many cheaters on the team!” – Anonymous
“My two favorite teams are the Eagles and whoever is playing the Cowboys.” – Unknown
“The Cowboys’ play calls are like my ex’s texts. Predictable and disappointing.” – Anonymous
“Why do the Cowboys bring string to the game? To tie the score!” – Unknown
“I used to sleep like a baby until I heard a Cowboy fan talk.” – Unknown
“How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? Put up goal posts.” – Anonymous
“What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common? Both play dead at home.” – Unknown
“If you see a Cowboys fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit them? It might be your bike.” – Anonymous
“The Cowboys have a new drink, ‘The Cowboy Cocktail.’ It’s a choke!” – Unknown
“Why did the Cowboy get a computer? To check their website for wins.” – Anonymous
“Why did the Cowboy bring string to the game? Just trying to tie something.” – Unknown
“If you see a ring on a Cowboy player, it’s probably a doughnut.” – Unknown
Sports rivalries are an integral part of the game, bringing excitement and adding fuel to the fiery passion of fans. These quotes are all in good fun, reflecting the playful banter that exists in the world of sports fandom. Which quote made you laugh the most? Or perhaps you have a favorite quote or joke about the Cowboys or another team? We invite you to share them in the comments below. Remember, it’s all in the spirit of fun and camaraderie!