Comedy is a form of art that not only makes us laugh but also
shines a light on the truths of life. Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, two of the most brilliant comedians of their generation, have graced us with wit, laughter, and deep insights. To celebrate Tom Segura’s 25th birthday, let’s delve into some memorable
quotes from both these comedic geniuses.
“You can’t be cool without being vulnerable.” – Bert Kreischer
“There’s no manual to parenthood. Every fart is a gamble.” – Tom Segura
“Sometimes you have to embrace the chaos to find the calm.” – Bert Kreischer
“Marriage is just texting each other ‘Where are you?’ until one of you dies.” – Tom Segura
“The key to happiness? Low expectations.” – Bert Kreischer
“Kids are like tiny, drunk adults. They’re cute but unpredictable.” – Tom Segura
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Bert Kreischer
“Don’t overthink it. Sometimes a poop joke is just a poop joke.” – Tom Segura
“My body is not a temple. It’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” – Bert Kreischer
“Everyone’s a little weird. That’s what makes us interesting.” – Tom Segura
Every comedian has a unique perspective on life, blending humor with deep truths. Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura have blessed us with their insights, making us both laugh and think. Which quote tickled your funny bone or made you ponder the most? As we raise a toast to Tom Segura’s birthday, we encourage you to share your favorite quotes or comedic memories in the comments below. After all, laughter is a gift best shared!